Half-assed Friday Comics Review

Don't forget to vote in our poll for the worst comic of February! It ends today at midnight. Have a great weekend everyone!

Gil Thorpe 3/6/09

Devotee - a slang term for an "Acrotomophile". This is a paraphillia, or sexual fetish, in which sexuerotic arousal and facilitation, OR attainment of orgasm, is dependent upon their partner being an amputee or unable to use all of their limbs. Also can mean a follower of the DCR. Notice the male character in this strip, who also bears my name, is a big fan of this gimpy girl? Where am I going with all this? We want you to become a DCR devotee by clicking the link at the bottom of the page, all the way down there!


Alley Oop 3/5/09

I am going to ask you to all to do one more thing today and that will be it. Email the Benders @ contact_alleyoop@sbcglobal.net and tell them to stop posting all these rediculous fan drawings and get back to drawing more than a signle panel every day. Ask them to please get the story moving again. The lack of effort has made me so sick I am actually asking you readers to write these people and maybe they will listen. GET BACK TO WORK!


Mark Trail 3/6/09

I don't know how he did it but Ken managed to be wearing a t-shirt with today's date on it even though he's been in the hospital for the last few days. Does he have some sort of time traveling ability?


Popeye 3/5/09

Gorsh Dam Popeye is the worst ferking comic strip don't cha knows? Anyone who spent years ta git an engrish degree in college must wanna spoon they're own eyes's out when they reads it.