And now it's time for a News break...

It's news day once again. I bet you're excited, I can tell. Wait, you aren't? Well why not? You hate news? Oh, well that's too bad cause I'm not going to stop now. You'll just have to read my somewhat plagiarized post.

From Jan 19:
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution restores two comics!
"Kevin & Kell" and "Judge Parker" are coming back after 18,000 votes were counted. "Mary Worth", "Mark Trail", and "Cathy" are among those not returning. They, apparently, will not me missed, at least not very much. Now, if only I could get my local paper to drop "Mary Worth" and get something interesting.

From Jan 20:
Aaron McGruder said that President Obama "is not black because he isn't a descendant of a slave." He also says Obama won't be a major change from the past.

Remember, don't kill the messenger, these are his words, not mine.

From Jan 21:
Aaron McGruder denies saying Obama isn't black.
Apparently the media twisted his words around. As I wasn't at the speech, I can't tell you what he did or did not say, only what he is reported to have said(on account of my journalistic integrity). You'll have to read all the reports and decide for yourself.

From Jan 22:
Scoot Adams launches new business using "Dilbert".
Dilbertfiles.com is a file transfer service for files too large to be emailed.
I hope this catches on, we could have Garfield pimping McDonalds, Marmaduke selling To Serve Man*. It would complete the commercialization of our culture.

January also marks the 10th anniversary of "Secret Asian Man", a comic that is frequently seen on this site and my own.

Stories appear via The Daily Cartoonist

That's all the news that's fit to blog about for this week. I really do hope that you at least get some joy from reading this stuff. But even if you don't I going to keep doing it.

Good night and remember to tip your baristas.

*Congrats if you got the pop culture reference