The DCR: Manic Monday - 9/2/2013
by Hal Bent
You all thought you were rid of me...silenced by Ziggy's Goon Squad who held me all these many weeks for daring to ridicule "the pantsless one", but the shackles are off and freedom is at hand. The pen once more proves mightier than the sword...and my rapier wit outduels he who is known simply as Ziggy. (OK, I've been knee-deep at work all summer with extended hours and responsibilities and it finally got to me, but you have to admit "Ziggy's Goon Squad" sounds so much more entertaining.)
9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney:
Adam@Home by Brian Basset:
"For instance, Mom said that you made up the "Fact" you're our biological Dad".
Take off, you gigantic schnozz hoser. (sorry, watched "Strange Brew" with the kiddos last night.)
Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II:
What a piece of crap. No one has Ziggy on any kind of mailing list. Ziggy is so desperate and hated by humanity that he can't even get spam email.
Pluggers by Gary Brookins:
She's talking about your penis, you hideous abomination of nature! Brookins, you so nasty!
OK, that's what you call going out on a high note (OK, maybe not). Who cares, it was a no-work Monday and the DCR returned, so you can't really complain at all, can you?
2 comments:
Welcome back! However, the Sox were playing well while you were gone, you come back, and they lose! Perhaps there's a connection?
Uh-oh, Andy...if that's the case there are a lot of Red Sox fans in my family who would happily break my fingers to keep me from typing if it means the Red Sox finish first! :)
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